Swallowed my tongue bar

Swallowed my tongue bar

Swallowed my tongue bar - Page: 2

Thread started by Dextrosv2 on Monday, 6:45pm April 30th with 75 replies. Views: 3,958

Aldawgs

1,330 posts

6:57pm Apr 30th 12


tongue bar

Quote from COD coper on the 30th of April 2012

would go to the hospital they are going to a xray then put you under a local anastanic can't spell happend to my friend

Roscoe x

1,800 posts

6:57pm Apr 30th 12


Ok so i should go see a doctor like ASAP?

Quote from COD coper on the 30th of April 2012
Yeah bro would go to the hospital tonight i went to there and they put me on drugs and chucked me on a bed ! and i was there for ages... RUN

Dextrosv2

183 posts

6:59pm Apr 30th 12



Ok so i should go see a doctor like ASAP?

Quote from Roscoe x on the 30th of April 2012
Yeah bro would go to the hospital tonight i went to there and they put me on drugs and chucked me on a bed ! and i was there for ages... RUN

Quote from COD coper on the 30th of April 2012
ok so your saying run away from the people who can save me >.>
deal <.< >.>

Kitto

3,315 posts

7:00pm Apr 30th 12

you can actually get different size ones...if it a big one then bye bye.
If its smaller than you 'may' be lucky and sht it out but if not surgery it is....drink heaps of wholemeal and oats and water to see if you can sht it out...like porridge and weetbix and all bran

Dextrosv2

183 posts

7:00pm Apr 30th 12

either way i have recently taken lax pills for my kidneys and they havent stopped working so i hope it comes out

0 posts

7:01pm Apr 30th 12

1. Who is stupid enough to have a gay ass Tongue Bar?
2. Swallowing it was possibly the stupidest way to dispose of it.
3. See a doctor and get it out. ASAP.
4. If you don't have Medical Insurance, sit at home taking POWERFUL laxitives to hope to shit it back out.
5. Good Luck but in the future, Don't wear a stupid ass Tongue Bar.

<3

PS. Let's hope all the idiots in the world that wear Tounge Bars learn from incidents like this and take the gay looking pieces of shit out. Cheers, Much Love,
StoogeKid <3

Trichamberlain

2,537 posts

7:04pm Apr 30th 12

here i am thinking he swallowed his actual tongue then i re read the title lol, BOL in your search CGi/m easy

owait .... go see a doctor or poop it out

Frantics™

1,437 posts

7:06pm Apr 30th 12

I'd see a doctor if I was you, or the hospital hope it goes well!

Paranoia vR

841 posts

7:06pm Apr 30th 12

probably get stuck in one of your intestines and puncture it therefore causing internal bleeding without you knowing it and dying....bad luck was good knowing you man <3

Dextrosv2

183 posts

7:08pm Apr 30th 12


probably get stuck in one of your intestines and puncture it therefore causing internal bleeding without you knowing it and dying....bad luck was good knowing you man <3

Quote from NoneDownn on the 30th of April 2012
Im sure that someone would feel their intenstines get stabbed

#Pendulum

242 posts

7:13pm Apr 30th 12



probably get stuck in one of your intestines and puncture it therefore causing internal bleeding without you knowing it and dying....bad luck was good knowing you man <3

Quote from COD coper on the 30th of April 2012
Im sure that someone would feel their intenstines get stabbed

Quote from NoneDownn on the 30th of April 2012
If you do, you better hope you're close to a hospital then. Pretty funny when you also made another thread about a PODCAST. ~le annoys advice and watches podcast

DERlVE

2,678 posts

7:16pm Apr 30th 12

Not to self, Never get tongue pierced.

But seriously fuck that shit, Get it out

Dextrosv2

183 posts

7:17pm Apr 30th 12




probably get stuck in one of your intestines and puncture it therefore causing internal bleeding without you knowing it and dying....bad luck was good knowing you man <3

Quote from #Pendulum on the 30th of April 2012
Im sure that someone would feel their intenstines get stabbed

Quote from COD coper on the 30th of April 2012
If you do, you better hope you're close to a hospital then. Pretty funny when you also made another thread about a PODCAST. ~le annoys advice and watches podcast

Quote from NoneDownn on the 30th of April 2012
haha yea dude im hoping everyone likes their facebook page OpposingForces Facebook

Care

1,772 posts

7:20pm Apr 30th 12

rip enjoyed the pug we played today ;(
[SPOILER=SPOILER: Click to view]what does it taste like?[/SPOILER]

Dextrosv2

183 posts

7:21pm Apr 30th 12

Ok well all in all after everyone has posted i feel very unsafe.