RIFT

Historical Record! This team is historical, no modifications to it are allowed.

About Us

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Team
Blastsphere
Stainz
Keyz
Fishy
Wowzerz
Plonk
Pandawatch
Rhythmz
Flow Da Best.
Tronic

Achievements
CoD 4: Modern Warfare Nvidia Open Lan ~ 2nd
CoD 4: Modern Warfare CyberGamer Draft Comp 4 ~ 1st (Undefeated)
CoD 4: Modern Warfare CyberGamer Main S6 ~ 2nd
CoD 4: Modern Warfare SYFLAN ~ 3rd

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TEAM BIO

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Team RIFT - Team Knowing

Blastsphere - hates team "WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
"WTF HE KNEW"
"Now they don't know you're there"
"Wtf is this, noobs day?"
"WHERE IS TEAM?"
"You sure you want to get on the same plane as omer?"
http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/7922/scumbagpatrick.jpg

Fishie - 2 strong
"nub of the week" (stainz)
"gotta trust in the force"
"shame idiot" (to 12yo sister, yes 12yo sister )
http://img851.imageshack.us/img851/9687/scumbagfish.jpg

Keyz - Know last name,
"I don't know"
"I use thumb to press A"
"Calm the fuck down idiots"
"I came in 50 seconds"
"Catonese, between your knees, baby please"
"Wait for me to eat you fat fucks"
"Fuck me, girls that squat"

'Kienan you retard scrand'
'Sir, I might be interested in participating in a friendly skirmish against another team. Hopefully you agree this will be play going by the rules of 5v5 promod211 on the area in iraw called mp_crash.'
'da fuq are these stairs'

'I can't believe you latz the jews even after the holycaust'
http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/7655/asdasdmg.png
http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/8681/scumbagkeyz.jpg

Stainz - strawberry blonde / Ronald McKobolt
"Not gonna lie, but that needs to be looked at"
"Recently I've been getting into hardstyle"
"just lace her face with your paste and make haste leaving the place" - Rangstah Rapping (c)
"If a girl walked up to you and grabbed your penis and threw it into her vagina, would you retrieve it? or would you casually start thrusting?"
"madminMSI"
"Alright today i'm gonna teach you how to nail a hammer"
"im a spontaneous ejaculation person" <- i didn't actually say this you scumbag plonk
'Can I bang your mum in thanks?'
http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/9927/scumbagblake.jpg

WowZa - forever_2 / never initiates
"This idiot / muppet"
"Its ok to run in the middle of the night, as long as it's not up mountains"
"SHE'S ALREADY GONE IDIOT"
"We're missing forever explode"
"Probably got so hungry you ate your mic" (to keyz)
"A snake crawled into the main power station and killed itself which is why I had a blackout for three hours during the mindfreak game"
"Come join my clan! or I will fucking end you"
"you waste of human sperm"
to plonk "makes rift, gets subbed"
http://img831.imageshack.us/img831/1554/scumbagjack.jpg

Plonk - forever_blocking
"tenplus"
"I can't get to it" - HQ has been destroyed
"no we don't celebrate Christmas, we celebrate 9/11"
"u a cow bro?"
"abs were bulging, so lataz shirt"
"im assuming fat people more willing to get on knees cause saves them from standing"
"im lvl 92 pelvic thrust"
"It's aiight, but so much hate when im doin work'
"The only 3feed i've seen Keyz get is from KFC"
"He's a quoteless muppet" (to flow)
"much release"... even my typed words make women gush"
http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/4797/scumbagplonk.jpg

RIFT | plonK: Omer 'Plonk' Barzanji (AbsBrah)
Plonk has a dream 6pack. He is very actively involved with the team and can be relied upon with almost any task. He is very versatile with his hands, and no matter who he has to stand in for, he will deliver a respectable pelvic thrust known to hip.

'I'll eat him. Done."

'Keyz vs stairs'

"Being gay is punishable by death"

Panda - team rager
"WHY IS MY FACEBOOK IN SPANISH, INSTEAD OF FRIENDS IT SAYS AMIGOS"
"There's fruit in there so let's call it butcher"
"Shut up thumb's playing"

flow - team duck
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/GuNtsLp.jpg[/IMG]

Junnx - resident stoner, resident ricer, ALSO RESIDENT HAT GUY
"IN THE OPEN"
"Keyz, I'm going to fucking kill you"
"I don't get it, i can't silent drop irl'
"I hate the asian race"
"I can only win a game of chess when i'm not playing"
"Why when i'm spectating keyz does it say shit fucker?"
"He insta'd my head"
"I wanna go home to fapple"
http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/7017/scumbagkienan2.jpg

Core:
Blastsphere
Keyz
Stainz
Fish
Junnx

Shit idiot:
wowza

Team Bomb:
Plonk

Best Sab Team
- keyz
- wowZa
- junnx (lagging bait)

Mad Sab Team
- Blastsphere
- Stainz
- Forever_explode

HQ CHAMPS

STAINZ
BLAST
PLONK
ZIG

HQ TRASH
KEYZ
JACK
KILLZ
KIENAN

Mad list
- Mors
- Vlad
- Wei Jiaaaaaaaaaaaaat Sim (Dim Sim)
- Extacy
- Rhys
- Swiftz
- Conkaa
- Omen
- Trolik
Muso: 'Quickest rotations in all of auscod'

(From Fish)
[12:37] _ AVANT.Tt Fishie uRiftn?: think blastphere is in love with katniss
[12:37] AVANT.Tt STAiNTRAiNæ‹‰: yeah
[12:37] AVANT.Tt STAiNTRAiNæ‹‰: poor blast
[12:37] AVANT.Tt STAiNTRAiNæ‹‰: she doesnt even do anything cool
[12:37] AVANT.Tt STAiNTRAiNæ‹‰: whats his deal
[12:37] _ AVANT.Tt Fishie uRiftn?: she does later on
[12:37] _ AVANT.Tt Fishie uRiftn?: im reading 3rd book now
[12:38] _ AVANT.Tt Fishie uRiftn?: id cuddle her
(to blast)
[12:40] AVANT.Tt STAiNTRAiNæ‹‰: You have competition
[12:40] AVANT.Tt STAiNTRAiNæ‹‰: fight
[12:42] AVANT.Tt Blastsphere: she's a fictional character bro
[12:43] AVANT.Tt STAiNTRAiNæ‹‰: poor blast
[12:43] AVANT.Tt STAiNTRAiNæ‹‰: got your back
[12:43] AVANT.Tt STAiNTRAiNæ‹‰: ill make a live model with a working uterus for copulation
[12:43] AVANT.Tt Blastsphere: dude
[12:43] AVANT.Tt Blastsphere: ..
[12:44] AVANT.Tt STAiNTRAiNæ‹‰: lmao/10
(To Fish)
[12:44] _ AVANT.Tt Fishie uRiftn?: ahaha
[12:44] _ AVANT.Tt Fishie uRiftn?: oh god
[12:44] _ AVANT.Tt Fishie uRiftn?: sounds legit
[12:45] _ AVANT.Tt Fishie uRiftn?: tell him il take it if he doesnt want first dibs

p.s soiya vlad